PUMP THIS

So, I was thinking about hot sex and how some old dudes, pre-viagra, got these penal implants. Just pump it when you want to hump it, right? So, I'm thinking, these old dudes must really be pissed, especially the ones who bought the damn implant, like, the day before viagra came out. Kinda like when I bought my powerbook the day before Panther came out and I was stuck with that shitty Jaguar. Now I gots me some Tiger, and it's all good. I just got the upgrade, yo! And the best thing about the whole deal was nobody had to install anything in my penis.