Berets
I was thinking maybe unifying the SAPKAC a bit ... what's the feeling on berets? classier than a hat, not as concealing as a burka ... pretty gay though. but hey, that would only show comfort in our "other" sides. aren't beret's french? they are, right? does that mean the french make them. excuse me but ... eeeeewe! all i can imagine are those little brimless hats tilted to one side and stinking of rich sauces and armpit funk. plus i can't get the damn things over my halo. fuck it. i'd rather wear a broach.
posted by thesap @ 9:38 PM
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So, what are the benefits of joining YOUR cult?
didn't u read the statement ... like any good cult leader, i will help u find enlightenment, inner peace, and in some instances ... outer peace.
like the mighty phoenix, u will rise from the ashes of the old u and fly ... what a mighty bird of fire u are ... to the ends of your own personal sanctity!
see how amazing i am ... i just riffed that whole thing. top of the head yo. don't u want that kind o' cult leader in charge of you and your fellow flock members? got a problem? post it. I'm your dear-abbey, babe. got a musing? post it. what other cult leader lets his flock have a voice? poetry, prose, insane AND inane ramblings are welcome. and I'm learning too. hey, the pig's blood incident was a learning experience for sure. DOWN WITH THE OLD CULT MENTAL MIND BANGINGS ... UP WITH THESAPKAC!
-sap out
THESAPKAC ... THE ONLY CULT THAT MATTERS
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