Brokeback Mountain Is Like ... Really, Really Gay

So, there's this movie out now with Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal called Brokeback Mountain, and it's like, really, really gay. Like, they're like cowboys and stuff, right, but they make out with each other and stuff in the woods, and then they totally do it with each other. How gay is that? And they like, totally cheat on their wives and sneak off into the woods just so they can totally do it with each other some more. HELLO, IS INFIDELITY HOME? Seriously, I know it sounds gay, but it's really gayer than just regular gay. It's so gay, if gay guys would watch it they'd be like, "Oh my God! That is really, really gay." And what's with the director, Ang Lee? Is that some kind of inside GAY joke? What kinda name is that anyway? ANG? It sounds so made up. Like, it totally rhymes with WANG. DUH! Seriously, try it yourself. I am not making this shit up, people. ANG, WANG, ANG, WANG, ANG, WANG. Like we wouldn't figure that one out? The only thing that would make this movie gayer is if the denim jacket that Heath Ledger dances with was Acid Wash.