THESAPKAC'S New Years Eve Mass Suicide

Hola Flock-ola, THESAP here. Lots of cults have done these "Mass Suicides" over the years, and they seem to bring a lot of attention ... for a brief amount of time. Remember everything that happened with the Heaven's Gate cult? Neither do I. Reason is, there's nobody left in the cult to get headlines. They're done!

SO...

I humbly decree that THESAPKAC shall partake in a mass suicide this New Years Eve 2005 ... with a twist. Just before midnight, where ever you are, simply ask the people around you if they ever thought of suicide. If they say "NO" then say "Well, you should." This will make them examine their lives in a rushed manner which could make them so emotionally vulnerable that the follow up phrase "No time like the present," and a casual point to the cake knife, or if you're in the south, the gun rack, could be just what's needed to push them over the edge. If they say "YES" they have thought of suicide, it makes your task that much easier.
Come on FLOCK! We all know people who need to throw in the towel, let's give them that little bit of mental corralling they need. Picture the headlines ... THESAPKAC EXECUTES MASS SUICIDE ... ON THE REALLY-REALLY IMPRESSIONABLE.

-sap out

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