MRSA IT IS!

The tests came back. It's MRSA (aka ORSA) which means I most likely got it from the surgery center where I had my hernia operation. Anyone want to give me a hicky?

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All i can say is, it's hard to get your life on track, your shit together, your ducks in a row, and any other phrase you decide to go with when everytime you take a step forward something like this knocks you the fuck down ... and pisses on you ... and throws crap at you like the common monkey ... and then pisses on you again.

I have been down and out since Nov, 2nd, the day of the hernia surgery. Please, avoid using phrases on me like "You just have to be patient," and "You gotta think positive." I am looking at my remaining straws and there ain't many left. Now that I know what it is I am slipping into Ninja mode. One of us is gonna die. MRSA vs THESAP. Bring it on bitch!