I had sex with an actual "flock" member

OKAY ... being the thoughtful cult leader that I am, and also having built up a bad case of the hornies since the late 90's, I went out and did it with a real live, wool covered, grazing in the grass, honest to goodness sheep. That's right, a sheep. I figured, why force one of my flock members into a sexually submissive position like so many other cult leaders do. There's another "flock" out there, right off the 15 ... and that way none of my own flock ends up feeling like a used ass-rag in the post lovin' separation anxiety that always follows a night of good lovin' with THESAP.

SO ... after a 2 1/2 hour drive ... I spotted my soon-to-be-pleasing-me field of good lovin'. Betsy was her name ... at least, that's the name I gave her. Sheep don't talk, but they do bray. And this lovin' was BAAAAAAAAAD! Can you feel me on this one, flock? "Get thee behind me SAP," is what my sweet lil' Betsy was a brayin'. All I can say is, the hornies are quelled, my own flock is safe and unviolated, and there's one happy, cigarette smokin, FF'd sheep named Betsy milling about in greener pastures since I gave her a dose of THESAP-stick.

Dig me, love me, follow me into the new blue ... THESAP out


THESAPKAC ... THE ONLY CULT THAT MATTERS