WELCOME TO THE CULT

I am Scott Allen Perry ... Cult Leader. In my Kick Ass Cult you will find no cliche' or passe' cult requirements like "you have to give the cult leader all your worldly possessions" or "you have to perform daily 'hot sex' sessions with the cult leader" or the tried and true "you have to have a romping good weekend with the cult leader as he gangbangs his flock" and what not. Not that these are unappealing options to an up-and-coming cult leader such as myself. I just don't want anyone saying that they gave me all their cash and hummers and so on and got screwed 'cause they never found inner peace, saw the light, or any such other empty cultly promises. I can show you the light ... especially if your act sucks ... and the hot sex/orgies/gimme all your moolah perks of being a cult leader can happen naturally ... like they do on animal planet.